life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
every black kids excuse as to why they ain’t wash that pot in the sink. (via p-e-r-s-i-a-n-r-u-g-s)
I’m grown and I still use this excuse
(via nippletweakah)
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